February 2012
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I am 157% over this day.
If I didn’t have to present in class tonight I’d go home and binge on Velveeta macaroni and cheese. With consideration of shotgunning the cheese pouch as well.
Instead, I’ll drink bland coffee and type on the keyboard aggressively.
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3 engagements on mah newsfeed this morning
In the defense of this post. It was only a matter of time.
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Best Day EVER!
Got driven to work/school which made me feel like a real housewife for .5 seconds in my VW whip
Class was cancelled
Which means paper is due NEXT class
Said paper was not up to par for my normal standards, more time FTW!
Other professor complimented me on other paper
Discovered school hedgehog (he was asleep)
Decorated all the dry erase boards in office
Unlimited swedish fish and red...
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Blue Ivy Carter TM
Apparently Jay-Z and Beyonce want to trademark their baby’s name for product development purposes. Good for them.
You know what bugs me out? When you search for someone on Facebook and you discover SO many people share the same first name AND last name. Mind blown. I like my full name because I don’t think it’s crazy common but not odd enough like Apple or Rocketship or whatever...
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Thank you Huffington Post for calling out my... →
I mean don’t all colleges have a socially awkward factor about them?
To be fair, I’m pretty sure I still have my social graces intact.
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Watch out E! Humps wants to air his divorce trial... →
Totes would watch this. Not even ashamed to say so.
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January 2012
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Mindless Post
In case it matters, I am having a bit of a content draught so me bloggy is lacking. I’ll just give you a quick synopsis of all the random thoughts rumbling around my head:
J.Crew has seriously cute clothes this spring. I.want.all.
Also considering drinking the Lulemon kool-aid. Except I skipped my running “class” last week. Even an expensive hoodie can’t get me up some...
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Leah Messer suffers a miscarriage. Sad. →
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Girls I never thought would get engaged before me:
Hillary Duff and her ginormous teeth
Elizabeth Smart (I thought she was still 17)
Anyone from Laguna Beach/Newport Beach. You next LC?
Kim Kardashian
Not like I am ready or anything, but still. Who would of thought?
Umm, I have a question...
How do I lend Kindle books with other Kindle users?
Teach me! Teach me! Pretty pretty please!
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Pros/Cons for Today
Pro
Backstreet Boys played not on one, but two stations this morning
BF made me an excellent breakfast sandwich
A parking spot relatively close to class/work
Con
I left my cell phone at home
I left my cell phone at home
I left my cell phone at home
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I die.
All these Golden Globe pictures just make me think of Rachel Zoe. I keep hearing her say “we need dresses”, “OH MY GOD the Golden Globes” and “Roger, Debra shut it down”. And the time Brad ugly cried because he didn’t have the right kit. Or was that the Oscars? Anyway, I am sure she is all in her glory right now.
Who did Rachel dress anyway?
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“We always want what we can’t have, right? And what I’ve learned so far about...”
– via Thought Catalog
It’s nice to know I am still human. The goal to achieve that perfect trifecta is what keeps me going. It keeps us all going. It is nice to enjoy the ride on the way though.
I know I’ll get there. My own version of the perfect trifecta will come one day.
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Unpopular Opinion
Remember when everyone was posting pictures of their car dashboards recording record high heat?
I’d take it over being cold any day of the week.
By Connecticut standards it’s not that bad yet, but I don’t care.
I don’t do cold.
Or cats. Honestly they creep me out.
My 2012
Obviously I made resolutions. Which included eating healthier (ha) swearing less, and ACTUALLY exercising. But that’s boring because they are all givens. A lot of you have been saying less Kardashian and while I fully support it I can’t help to get sucked in because watching this train crash in slow motion is just far too enjoyable for me. I am sad, what can I say? However here are...
December 2011
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Help!
I LOATHE the feeling of denim in the cold weather. Like beyond loathe. I am shaking just thinking about it. Since pants are required in public, I am in need of the perfect pair of jeggings (stupid word, amazing concept) to wear with boots and the occasional flat.
I am pretty short. I like dark rinse. Prefer no weird back pocket design.
Most of you seem anti-pants as well so I trust you can help...
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What would Freud say?
Last night I dreamt that I was Kourtney Kardashians personal counselor. She told me that she had severe social anxiety and kept having babies in order not to talk to anyone outside her family.
Than she told me she liked my hair.
The other night I dreamt Taylor Swift kept trying to talk to me while I was was taking a statistics exam. I was so pissed she wouldn’t leave me alone that I told...
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Judy Garland- ‘Have Yourself a Merry Little...
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What is the name of the cookies with the hershey...
I would like to bake them for a friend.
I tried to make a pumpkin roll but it turned more into a pumpkin pancake.
This seems like an easier recipe.
Baby steps, baby steps.
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Teen Mom 2 Season 1 vs. Season 2
IT IS THE SAME THING!
It is about as predictable as the Kardashian/Humphries divorce.
No, really the first episode of Chelsea researching the GED is eerily similar to the last season opening. Girl! I was scared to take the SAT’s. I’m still here. Just take the damn test. Randalicious will pay for your re-takes. The real bitch is the GRE’s but I don’t think that will be an...
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“Don’t be like that. Don’t get stuck. Move, travel, take a class, take a risk....”
– Relevant magazine
(via Diana)
I know this quote has been around the block and more, once or twice but I can’t shake it from my mind.
Good thoughts.
